I'm really sorry, but something's come up and I'm forced into friend-locking this journal. If you wish to continue reading or to start reading my fiction, please leave a comment here, add me, then I'll add you back.


For more information as to why I'm friend-locking this, please go here.

I really don't want to be doing this, but paranoia and fear have pushed me into doing this. Again, I'm sorry, it's not my bloody fault.



Edit: All right. The Friends Only is still up, but only to my lyrics, and fics that are either rated R or NC-17. If you want to read any of what I mentioned freely, still comment here and I'll add you, savvy?

Edit Edit: From what I can gather right now, lj is being a wanker at the moment, so not only will I be friends locking most entries that I would assume are offensive(to them, not me), I'm also moving over to Insane Journal. I go by 'tokioslytherin' over there, so feel free to friend the journal if you so desire. I'm not abandoning this journal for good, but some, if not most, entries will be posted over at Insane Journal. I'm really sorry.

Title: Walking with Whiskey: Love is Like A Stun Gun
Rating: PG
Warnings: Crack, humour, fluff
Pairings: Slight Bill/Tom if you care to look for it.
Disclaimer: Not mine - it's all fake and fantasty.
Chapter(s): 01/01
Notes: The entire quote is Love is like a stun gun: sudden, shocking, and sometimes illegal! from Kawaii Not. Enjoy. ^^

( Love is like a stun gun: sudden, shocking, and sometimes illegal! )

Title: Walking with Whiskey: It's Four in the Morning; Do You Know Where Your Penis Is?
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crack, humour, fluff
Pairings: None.
Disclaimer: Nope.
Chapter(s): 01/01
Notes: I wasn't sure if I wanted to use the quote or not, but...*shrug* Enjoy. ^^

( It's four in the morning; do you know where your penis is? )

Title: Walking with Whiskey: Save Water; Shower With Me
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crack, humour, implied slash
Pairings: Bill/Georg
Disclaimer: Nope.
Chapter(s): 01/01
Notes: It's short, beware. Enjoy. ^^

( Save water; shower with me. )

Title: Walking with Whiskey: It's Exactly What It Looks Like
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crack, humour, implied slash
Pairings: Gustav/Georg
Disclaimer: Nope.
Chapter(s): 01/01
Notes: Holy un-updated, Batman! Enjoy. ^^

( It's exactly what it looks like. )

Title: You Can't Fight the Music!
Chapter(s) 04/??
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: slight language, mild sexual content/twincest
Pairings: multiple
Disclaimer: Nope.
Summary: Something's up with the boys of Tokio Hotel; they can't fight urge to burst into song and sing their feelings! Tensions run high at times when the songs get a bit personal, but they can't fight the music! Maybe it had something to do with that mysterious girl they met some weeks ago...
Notes: *headpalms* That's about all I can say. Enjoy! ^^

( I'm just a sweet transvestite... )

( For the curiously inclined )


I don't know. Maybe I'm scrabbling to update or whatever. *shrug* Whatever, it is, I know one thing:

Writer's block is a giant pain in the arse. *nods*

Title: Parasitic
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Mild horror, angst, blood
Pairings: None.
Disclaimer: All mine.
Chapter(s): 01/01
Notes: Originally written for my fic "Parasite", but I couldn't fit it anywhere in the fic, so I made it an original oneshot inspired by the fic. Enjoy. ^^

( Writhing bodies... )

Title: Keep Me Warm
Rating: PG
Warnings: Fluff
Pairings: Bill/Tom
Disclaimer: Nope.
Chapter(s): 01/01
Notes: Inspiration hit me via browsing winter pictures. Enjoy. ^^

( Will you keep me warm? )

Title: Bite Me
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None.
Pairing: None.
Disclaimer: Nope.
Summary: Halloween is just around the corner, giving way to tricks and treats to all the members of the band, but when one prank goes too far, the rest suffer the consiquences. Who knew that vampires and werewolves actually existed in their world, hiding in plain site?
Notes: Short chapters are short. *nods*

( It cannot be helped. )

Title: Bite Me
Rating: PG
Warnings: None.
Pairing: None.
Disclaimer: Nope.
Summary: Halloween is just around the corner, giving way to tricks and treats to all the members of the band, but when one prank goes too far, the rest suffer the consiquences. Who knew that vampires and werewolves actually existed in their world, hiding in plain site?
Notes: Made in lieu of a challenge Kitty(alafaye) brought forth for Halloween.

( For a zombie, they'd look good. )

Title: Parasite
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Mild horror, angst
Pairings: None
Disclaimer: Nope.
Chapter(s): 01/10
Notes: And so it begins...enjoy. ^^

( Drifting in and out of consciousness... )

Title: Parasite
Rating: PG
Warnings: N/A
Pairings: None
Disclaimer: Nope.
Chapter(s): Prologue/10
Notes: Let it be known that watching too much of the Discovery Channel puts ideas into my head. Also, the final chapter number isn't final. Enjoy. ^^

( Something was really, seriously wrong. )

Title: Walking with Whiskey: I Find Your Lack of Pants Disturbing
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crack, humour, mild slash
Pairings: Gustav/Georg
Disclaimer: Nope.
Chapter(s): 01/01
Notes: Found an icon with those words on it and this is what came of it. Enjoy. ^^

( I find your lack of pants disturbing. )

Title: Maid Service
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: AU, slash, fluff, cross-dressing, language
Pairings: Multiple, Bill/Gustav in this chapter
Summary: Bill is a maid from the local call-for-hire maid service and spends the next month cleaning up after Tom, Georg, and Gustav. The explosion that ensues may just be more than Bill can handle...
Disclaimer: Nope.
Chapter(s): 08/10
Notes: It's ended! It's not impossible for me to end fics after all. :) Beware of major fluff at the end. Enjoy! ^^

( It's like kissing in the rain...but in winter. )

Title: Walking with Whiskey: To Please Me, You Gotta Squeeze Me
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crack, humour, slash
Pairings: Tom/Bushido
Disclaimer: Nope.
Chapter(s): 01/01
Notes: I don't know how well this turned out...it was late at night when I wrote it. The original quote is from Kawaii Not. Enjoy. ^^

( To please me, you gotta squeeze me. )

Title: Dream to the Fantasy
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: [mildly]AU, slash, fluff, twincest(if thou squints)
Pairings: Tom/Bill, Georg/Gustav(briefly)
Disclaimer: Nope.
Chapter(s): 03/??
Notes: Complications galore~ Enjoy! ^^

( I should have told you sooner... )

Title: Lolita
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Slash, fluff, crossdressing, angst, mild OOC
Pairings: Tom/Georg
Disclaimer: Nope.
Chapter(s): 01/01
Notes: Spending three days at an anime convention does nothing for my imagination...it just fuels it for crazy ideas like this one. I also love writing Tom as a crossdresser instead of Bill. Enjoy. ^^

( Being a lolita was totally worth it. )

Title: Dream to the Fantasy
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: [mildly]AU, slash
Pairings: None.
Disclaimer: Nope.
Chapter(s): 02/??
Notes: Short chapters and millions of thoughts bring forth fast updates. Enjoy! ^^

( Bill felt as if his entire body was trying to close in on itself )

Title: Dream to the Fantasy
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: [mildly]AU, slash
Pairings: Tom/Draco
Disclaimer: Nope.
Chapter(s): 01/??
Notes: A fast update that I almost wish it wasn't. Enjoy! ^^

( Never apparated before, have you? )